PREMIUM CRAP Trademark

On-line retail store services featuring a wide variety of consumer goods of others; On-line retail store services featuring downloadable electronic books; On-line retail store services featuring downloadable pre-recorded music and video; On-line retail store services featuring downloadable ring tones; On-line retail store services featuring physical and virtual merchandise for use by members of an online community in connection with a designated website featuring fictional characters; On-line wholesale and retail store services featuring downloadable sound, music, image, video and game files; Online retail store services for downloadable and pre-recorded music and movies; Online retail store services for downloadable digital music; Online retail store services for downloadable ring tones; Online retail convenience store services featuring in-store order pickup; Online retail department store services featuring in-store order pickup; Online retail grocery store services; Retail store service featuring doughnuts for consumption off the premises; Retail store services featuring a wide variety of consumer goods of others; Retail store services featuring convenience store items and gasoline; Retail store services featuring ice cream for consumption off the premises; Retail store services featuring telecommunications service plans and telecommunications service activation; Retail store services featuring telecommunications, electric and utility services of others; Retail store services in the field of office products; Retail apparel stores; Retail automobile parts and accessories stores; Retail book store services; Retail candy stores; Retail clothing stores; Retail convenience stores; Retail department store services; Retail department stores; Retail fur stores; Retail furniture stores; Retail general store services; Retail grocery store services; Retail grocery stores; Retail grocery stores featuring phone-in orders; Retail jewelry stores; Retail lawn, garden and nursery stores; Retail music and record stores; Retail optical store services; Retail pet stores; Retail sporting goods stores; Retail tire stores; Retail variety stores; Drive-through retail store services featuring coffee and related goods; Gift and sundries retail store services located in hotels; Promoting the goods and services of others through infomercials played on customer point of purchase television monitors in retail stores; Providing incentive award programs for customers and employees through the distribution of prepaid stored value cards for the purpose of promoting and rewarding loyalty; Providing sound and music listening equipment in retail stores for customers to preview compact discs, tapes, DVDs, DVRs, and other media prior to purchase; Turnkey retail start-up services, namely, coordination and assumption of responsibility for all aspects of the store-opening process of others; Video stores